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Death by Dying

Obituary 02: Lillian Died

Death by Dying

Evening Post Productions

Drama, Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.8660 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2018

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Lillian Parker, 59, found herself in a bloody bind beneath a bunch of books. Support Us Today: https://www.patreon.com/deathbydyingpod Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Credits: Writer and Director - Evan Gulock Producer - Niko Gerentes Creative Producer - Joshua Giordan Music - Nicolas Gasparini, Steven O’Brien, Kevin Macleod, and Niko Gerentes Obituary Writer/Button-Eyed Raven - Evan Gulock Charlotte - Angela Morris Angel of Death - Hannah Smith Pastor Jeff - Joshua Giordan Mia Jasper - Iridian Fierro Earl Jameson/Leroy Jones/The Butcher/Chester the Goat - Niko Gerentes "The Lonely Astronaut" narrated by George Zarr Credits and Transcript: https://deathbydyingpod.com/obituary-02 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Steakhouse Stack, with two layers of delicious beef, crispy onions and peppercorn sauce.

0:04.5

It's the kind of McDonald's you take photos of to put pride of place on the mantelpiece.

0:08.2

Sure, you'll need to make room, but you remember what your wedding day looked like?

0:11.5

The Steakhouse Stack. It's McDonald's, and then some.

0:15.6

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0:20.8

Every runner knows the moment when everything clicks. When your legs lock into a rhythm,

0:26.1

the aches float away and doubts fade. Replaced by a feeling of euphoria. It's why you lace up at

0:34.2

dawn. Why a little rain doesn't stop you, why one run turns into a habit.

0:40.9

So next time you go for a run, chase that runs high.

0:44.9

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0:50.2

Hello, I am the strikingly well-dressed obituary writer of this secluded town of Crestfall, Idaho, and this is Death by Dying.

1:20.8

Thank you. I will admit, I wasn't going to write about the death of Lillian Parker.

1:24.1

I was far more taken by the death of Robert Jameson.

1:28.1

He had died of dysentery, which is essentially the equivalent of being diarrhea to death. I found this mildly amusing. It made a great premise for a story, I mean an

1:34.5

obituary. But that night I was greeted with something far more intriguing than lethal bowels.

1:41.1

It was the night I met Charlotte.

1:46.4

Death is exhausting.

1:52.4

To be sure, being an obituary writer is no picnic on a sunny Sunday afternoon at the beach with your beautiful wife and three kids.

1:54.7

It's not a picnic so much as a potluck with a bunch of strangers whose grandmother just

1:59.4

died.

2:00.2

And so, after a long day of funeral

2:02.3

attending, I had retired to my apartment to get some shut-eye. Returning to my apartment is like

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