Obi asks: What if puppies had laser eyes and could fly?

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.5 • 6.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2021

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Remember when all you wanted was a flying laser puppy and your mom said “You’ll blow our roof off!” Let’s see if the old adage is true. Lessons include: parents may seem unfair, but they’ll do anything to protect us; lasers are better off left to make believe Join our Patreon for Ad-Free stories, a Shout-Out on the show, bonus audio, a better chance of having your question answered, and more! patreon.com/whatifworld Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. Share questions via Twitter @whatifworldpod, Facebook @whatifworldpodcast, Instagram @whatifworldpodcast, or email whatifworldpodcast@gmail.com What If World is made by Eric and Karen O'Keeffe. Our theme song is by Craig Martinson and our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe. Additional songs and sound effects from audioblocks.com.

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0:00.0	What If World is supported by our sponsors and by listeners like you on Patreon.
0:05.6	Today, Mamma Jama and I got to meet one of the cutest baby animals ever.
0:10.9	Choo Choo, the Little Live Pets, Baby Panda.
0:14.6	Oh, and Choochoo's so sweet. He makes the cutest sounds just like a real baby panda.
0:20.7	That's right. With over 50 sounds and reactions,
0:23.6	choo-choo giggles, cooos, and even kicks his tiny feet
0:26.6	when you feed him with his bamboo feeding stick.
0:29.6	And after his snack, you can place him on the party.
0:33.6	He does a little party dance, kick, kick, kick, and then he goes poo.
0:38.7	Oh, it's so funny.
0:41.0	But don't worry when he's done, you can flush it away for repeat play.
0:45.4	Choochoo loves to be tickled and rocked to sleep.
0:48.4	If you cuddle him close, he'll drift right off, just like a real baby panda.
0:53.4	Feed him, love him, care for him, and Choochoo will quickly become your most cherished little best friend.
0:59.8	He's the baby panda I never knew I needed.
1:02.9	Grownups, help your kids nurture their nurturing side.
1:07.6	Bring home joy with little live pets, my baby panda Choochoo. Available at all major retailers.
1:17.0	Next week will be What If World's 200th episode, but there's been a lot of stuff in the news lately that
1:22.7	made me want to replay, a story that's very dear to my heart about some flying laser puppies.
1:28.7	I hope you enjoy it, and we'll be back next week with a brand new episode.
1:36.9	What if kittens broke the glock and spears.
1:41.7	What if unicorns were real?
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