I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private.

You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney dumpster confidentiality.

You just want to say hello?

Oh, hello.

All right, we're done.

You think the language in the Second Amendment is clear enough?

You know about the right to bear arms?

Of course it's clear.

Every American has the right to hang a pair of bear arms on their wall.

How could that possibly be misconstrued?

All right, fantastic thing.

Wait, you know what?

Before we send this to the printer, let's take that abortion thing out.

Oh, come on, I move for a hearing on the matter.

What?

You want me to have a special motion on the admissibility of the word asshole?

Well, let me have asked them.

That's close enough.

What law school did you go to?

I'll agree to it, Your Honor.

You will, why?

I don't want any interlocutorial appeals.

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