You're human, barely. I'm a lawyer.

I know a lot about the lawn, various other loyarrings. I'm well-educated, well-versed.

It's a thorny legal issue, alright. I'll need to refer to the case of Finders vs. Keepers.

Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Yes, you gave me a dollar and some candy.

And you have been said, well, I told you to say, how can any of us trust you?

How can you be so sure? Because I was saying to myself, where could he be going?

Five to seven with that sawdust shop, but...

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Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 658. I'm Thomas.

Just a guy. That's Andrew Torres, lawyer. How are you doing, Andrew?

I'm great, Thomas. How are you? I am doing well because we're joined by a guest Liz Dye back on the show. How's it going, Liz?

Hi, guys.

We're excited to have you as always. Let's just jump right into it. What do we have today?

Okay, so let's talk about Carrie Wake, the former gubernatorial candidate. Well, she thinks she's still a candidate,

but she is not because she lost in the race to be governor in Arizona.

Do Republicans lose anymore? No, they just never lose. They just sue until, you know, until they die.

But she is well-alive and continuing to sue. But that's not where we're going to start.

We're going to start back in the summer, back in March, actually, in the spring.

We're going to start at a rally for her for Carrie Lake, which was headlined by Michael and Del, the pillow weirdo,

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