OA626: F(boi)POTUS Is So Porked
Opening Arguments
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🗓️ 30 August 2022
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
For real, things are not going well for Trump. We get that he's Teflon Don, but even those teflon pans get messed up if you scratch them with a knife or if they steal a bunch of top secret documents. Listen and enjoy as Andrew details the many ways Trump is having a very bad law thingy.
Links: Response to Media Queries About Presidential Records, Redacted warrant affidavit, Trump's terrible motion, Cover sheet, rule 41g, Judge Slapdown, trump response, "Anomalous" Federal Jurisdiction, Rule 65. Injunctions and Restraining Orders, letter from archives, Navarro reply brief
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| 0:00.0 | I broke a mirror in my house and I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck by my lawyer |
| 0:07.0 | thinks he can get me five. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, look at me, I'm a lawyer, I'm so good at word, using, get to, and yes, that wasn't |
| 0:25.0 | word right. |
| 0:26.0 | You're on her, Ms. Russell has failed to legal legal legal and she's legal legal, he asks |
| 0:33.0 | to court to legal legal legal. |
| 0:36.0 | Don't worry, there's nothing illegal about any of this. |
| 0:39.0 | Are you sure? |
| 0:40.0 | Of course, this is America, it's a free country, don't you know that? |
| 0:44.0 | I didn't know it was that free. |
| 0:46.0 | So you think you talked about the trial without talking about what happened at the trial? |
| 0:53.0 | Welcome to opening arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real life lawyer. |
| 1:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes. |
| 1:05.0 | He's not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:09.0 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:17.0 | Hello and welcome to opening arguments, this is episode 626 and how about that brand new intro that we both just |
| 1:24.0 | definitely heard, I'm sure it was great. |
| 1:26.0 | I'm Thomas, person who needs to make an intro. |
| 1:29.0 | I propose nothing, needs to make an intro really soon. |
| 1:32.0 | And that's Andrew the lawyer, how are you doing, Andrew Torres? |
| 1:35.0 | I am fantastic, Thomas. |
| 1:37.0 | I am anticipating a bunch of really good Alex Jones submissions. |
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