The Magna Carter. Carter, meaning quite literally charter, a magna, meaning Japanese animation.

Oh, come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case!

There's this vampire larvae also have a local vampire here on the council this evening, Colin Covenson.

Hello!

I was a possible that you've never heard about James Simpson.

Well, as I explained, I just awoke from a 22-year coma and was driven directly from the hospital to this courthouse.

You had no idea what to report meant, and when I asked you to explain to six the amendment, you pled the fifth.

I know my rights. No, you don't! That's the problem.

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Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is Episode 596. I'm Thomas. That's Andrew Torres. How are you doing, Andrew?

I'm fantastic, Thomas. How are you? Doing great. I mean, lots of stuff going on in this episode.

We've got Pop Law. We've got Ace Associate Morgan Stringer. She's going to explain to Andrew who Amber

Hurt is. That's an important thing. Also kind of to me. I know she was a Aqua woman or something. I

don't know. She's just in some movie. She talks to the fish. Yeah, she's gonna know. She'll tell.

Morgan will explain it. I pretend that this was just about you, but it's also me. I don't really

know who she is. I know Johnny Dipp is, though. Me too. So many people have been clamoring for this segment.

So let's get to it. Of course. The Bob-La-La-La-La-La-Blog. Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful.

And we're joined by Ace Associate Morgan Stringer for Morgan's Pop Law. How are you doing, Morgan?

I'm nervous, but great. Why are you nervous? Because of a subject matter that we are discussing today.

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