The Magna Carter. Carter, meaning quite literally charter, a magna, meaning Japanese animation.

Oh, come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case!

There's this vampire larvae also have a local vampire here on the council this evening, Colin Covenson.

Hello!

I was a possible that you've never heard about James Simpson.

Well, as I explained, I just awoke from a 22-year coma and was driven directly from the hospital to this courthouse.

You had no idea what to report meant, and when I asked you to explain to six the amendment, you pled the fifth.

I know my rights. No, you don't! That's the problem.

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Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is Episode 594. I'm Thomas, not a lawyer, but energized.

That's Andrew Torres, lawyer. How are you feeling? You feeling energized?

I'm feeling energized. I'm coming back with a double dose of energy, activism, things you can do today.

Well, I'll tell you, this might have been a good one to bring back the fantastic, just because

I'm not, it's not fantastic news, but I'm so glad we are finally doing this episode.

This is one that it hasn't been on the whiteboard nearly as long as I'm in a domain was.

Nothing will ever break that record. That is the Wayne Gretzky's points record of records.

Cal Ripkins consecutive beam streak.

But this is one that's in the short-ish time that it's been on the whiteboard.

I have wanted it more than anything, which is, as you've seen in the episode titled,

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