The Magna Carter. Carter, meaning quite literally charter, a magna, meaning Japanese animation.

Oh, come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case!

There's this vampire larvae also have a local vampire here on the council this evening, Colin Covenson.

Hello!

I was a possible that you've never heard about James Simpson.

Well, as I explained, I just awoke from a 22-year coma and was driven directly from the hospital to this courthouse.

You had no idea what to report meant, and when I asked you to explain to six the amendment, you pled the fifth.

I know my rights. No, you don't! That's the problem.

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Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 592,

because of that bonus episode.

I'm Thomas. That's Andrew Torres's Esquire. How you doing?

I am fantastic. I'm super excited. We have the intersidal with us here today,

and nothing gets my lawyer juices flowing like atheist capital America.

I don't know, you had those. Oh, yeah.

Well, it's time for another shit. We'll do that later.

I'm excited, too, to have Andrew here. It's always a ton of fun, even though the news is always bad.

But that's the best that we're going to get, I think. That's making the most of the situation.

Quick announcement before we get going. We are due for another live Q&A. We're actually

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