The Magna Carter. Carter, meaning quite literally charter, a magna, meaning Japanese animation.

Oh, come on! A good lawyer couldn't win this case!

There's this vampire larvae also have a local vampire here on the council this evening, Colin Covenson.

Hello!

I was a possible that you've never heard about James Simpson.

Well, as I explained, I just awoke from a 22-year coma and was driven directly from the hospital to this courthouse.

You had no idea what to report meant, and when I asked you to explain to six the amendment, you pled the fifth.

I know my rights. No, you don't! That's the problem.

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Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is Episode 589. I'm Thomas Smith. That's Andrew Torres.

How you doing, sir? I'm fantastic. Thomas, how are you? Doing great. I am excited to talk with Sarah

Henry. It's been a minute since she's been on the show. And when last she was, she was doing

something quite a bit different than what she's doing now. A little bit. So yeah, now I thought this

was great every time we get an opportunity to talk about how our listeners are getting involved

and making a difference and doing good that there's a lot of despair out there, but we got to keep

doing the hard work. So I'm very excited. You say our listeners, I mean, she was a communications

director for American Humanists. She came on the show. She told me she listens to the show.

We were like, oh, there's a random listener to the show who's now doing something.

Very true. I know her mom's a show listener. So we don't have any other announcements. So I

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