OA565: How Madison Cawthorn Could Be Kept off the Ballot
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🗓️ 1 February 2022
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Summary
Check out this one WEIRD trick to.... *record scratch* wait a minute... it's not a weird trick? Wow! Well, check out this one legitimate way in which Madison Cawthorn could be kept off the ballot! It turns out, the Constitution actually isn't a super big fan of insurrections. Also, some additional info on anti-trust law, and a Wild Card (wooooooooo!) on a new bill written by a Democrat AND a Republican that actually has a chance of passing!
Links: Cawthorn Complaint, Next day order staying proceedings, Gerard Magliocca, Amnesty and Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment, Article 11B. Challenge to Candidacy, GOP Power Lawyer: Congress Said Insurrection Is Cool In 1872, 1872 Amnesty Act, Klobuchar Cotton Bill
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| 0:00.0 | So should we start this deposition or do you just want to hand us a big bag of money? |
| 0:07.0 | Big bag of money. |
| 0:18.0 | I think you guys are making a big mistake. |
| 0:20.0 | I do mostly tax laws and probates that occasionally. |
| 0:23.0 | I got my law degree at night school. |
| 0:25.0 | Well that's finalists. We've got arrested at night. |
| 0:28.0 | Now are you going somewhere with this counter? |
| 0:30.0 | No not really. I just wanted to upset the witness your honor. |
| 0:33.0 | Looks like you did it. |
| 0:34.0 | I did it yeah. |
| 0:37.0 | That is a Lucy intelligent well thought out objection. |
| 0:40.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:41.0 | Overruled. |
| 0:45.0 | For a short week ago I was driving trucks. |
| 0:47.0 | Now I'm sitting on the highest court in the land. |
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