OA557: Terpsichore's Comically Terrible $1.7 Billion Lawsuit
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🗓️ 4 January 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
It's another mini-Law'd Awful Lawsuits! Terpsichore, or should we say, "Terpsehore," is at it again, with one of the worst all time complaints ever covered on the show. Listen in as we have a lot of fun dissecting this atrocity! Then, we've got a really fun baseball law update that you're going to love, even if you aren't a fan! And we cover the Riot Games DFEH settlement, and an actual good complaint filed against OAN and Giuliani.
Links: Terpy's new lawsuit, Russell A. Newman, terpy loves 17, MLBTR posts billionaires, Riot games settlement, 100m settlement, Activision employees, Freeman and Moss v Giuliani
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| 0:00.0 | So should we start this deposition or do you just want to hand us a big bag of money? |
| 0:07.0 | Big bag of money. |
| 0:18.0 | I think you guys are making a big mistake. |
| 0:20.0 | I do mostly tax laws and probates that occasionally. |
| 0:23.0 | I got my law degree at night school. |
| 0:25.0 | Well that's finalists. We've got arrested at night. |
| 0:28.0 | Now are you going somewhere with this counter? |
| 0:30.0 | No not really. I just wanted to upset the witness your honor. |
| 0:33.0 | Looks like you did it. |
| 0:34.0 | I did it yeah. |
| 0:37.0 | That is a Lucy intelligent well thought out objection. |
| 0:40.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:41.0 | Overruled. |
| 0:45.0 | For a short week ago I was driving trucks. |
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