OA511: More on the Censorious Right's Unconstitutional Quest to Cancel Knowledge
Opening Arguments
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🗓️ 27 July 2021
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
In a dizzy euphoria at having had a single good interaction with a stranger on Facebook, Andrew decided to listen to an episode of Bari Weiss's podcast featuring a debate between Chris Rufo and David French on Critical Race Theory. Apparently, Andrew has too much free time and not enough things to be mad at. But it inspired part 3 on Critical Race Theory and what the likely next Pokemon evolution of the moral panic will be.
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| 0:00.0 | The party in the face part should be known in this contract as the party in the face part. |
| 0:19.2 | The witness will comply under the, uh, this, uh, zero. |
| 0:27.8 | Judge Perth is stumped by this case. |
| 0:29.7 | I've also misplaced my judge-hammin. |
| 0:31.7 | The Justice system works swiftly in the future and I'll think of polished all lawyers. |
| 0:39.7 | The light cloud will suggest that your client drives my client back to your client's flat where |
| 0:48.7 | your client will play some James Taylor. |
| 0:53.7 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
| 0:59.7 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes, |
| 1:04.7 | is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:08.7 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:17.7 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 5-11 and I can quit because we finally podcasted my height. |
| 1:24.7 | You know, that's what, that's what, like you try to bowl your weight or like, or bench your weight, you know, or one of those things. |
| 1:31.7 | Podcasted my height, I can quit. Have fun, Andrew. How you doing? |
| 1:36.7 | Well, I could, I could have quit last month sometime, but apparently, still working on the whole bowling my weight thing. |
| 1:45.7 | If I could get my, if I could get my weight down to like a good trim 105 pounds. |
| 1:51.7 | Yeah, I was going to say which is the better strategy? Get better at bowling or diet. I don't know which, one way or the other. |
| 1:57.7 | You'd have to like, surgically remove my head and put it on a balsa wood body for me to match my bowling abilities. |
| 2:03.7 | So that's going to be a challenge. But you know what's not going to be a challenge explaining more of the right wings assault on critical race theory. How is that? |
| 2:14.7 | And you know what's interesting in between recording these episodes. We learned in the teaser last episode that you listened to Barry Weiss's podcast, right? |
| 2:26.7 | That was a debate between Chris Rufo and David French. Right. |
| 2:31.7 | I just noticed in the middle of that that I saw someone share. Now this is a week older. So, but I saw someone share that none other than Sam Harris tweeted out. |
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