OA509: Kraken Lawyers Get Full Dressing Down; the Cosby Release is EVEN MORE Worse
Opening Arguments
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🗓️ 20 July 2021
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
I'm going to go ahead and say this sanctions hearing was the most popular one in the history of law. It was so good, expect it on a future Law'd Great Sanctions Hearings, available on Patreon! Andrew breaks down some highlights here and lays out what we can expect to actually happen. Then, it's the Cosby case revelation Andrew has teased for weeks. Why is that entire saga even more worse than we originally said? Find out.
Links: the hearing, multiple sanctions requests by... everyone, Rule 11, Emily P. Newman - Lawyer working to suppress legally cast votes, Lin Wood in Delaware case, Wood needs sanctions on top of sanctions, Campbell motion to release video, Rule 413, Cosby opinion, Cosby civil suit docket, motion for sanctions, Cosby motion to strike, response, forgotten until 10 yrs, Rule 5.1.5, AP renews motion, granted
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| 0:00.0 | The party in the face part should be known in this contract as the party in the face part. |
| 0:19.2 | The witness will comply under the, uh, this, uh, zero. |
| 0:27.8 | Judge Perth is stumped by this case. |
| 0:29.7 | I've also misplaced my judge-hammin. |
| 0:31.7 | The Justice system works swiftly in the future and I'll think of polished all lawyers. |
| 0:39.7 | The light cloud will suggest that your client drives my client back to your client's flat where |
| 0:48.7 | your client will play some James Taylor. |
| 0:53.7 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
| 0:59.7 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes, |
| 1:04.7 | is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:08.7 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:17.7 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 509. |
| 1:20.7 | I'm Thomas. That's Andrew. How you doing? |
| 1:22.7 | I am fantastic, Thomas. How are you? |
| 1:25.7 | Doing great. I just at long last. Is there going to be something that takes away your ability to do the cause, be breakdown in this episode? |
| 1:32.7 | Because I've been waiting for this frigid thing for a week and a half, Andrew, I think. |
| 1:36.7 | I am confident we are going to get there and it's going to be worth a wait. |
| 1:42.7 | But first, 80 minutes on the Cracket section. |
| 1:46.7 | On the Cracket section. |
| 1:48.7 | Cracket section. Now I can't pronounce either of those words now that I made that joke. |
| 1:52.7 | Cracket, Cracket, Cracket, Cracket, Sanktions. |
| 1:54.7 | Yes. |
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