OA508: Texas Democrats Flee the State to Stop Republican Voter Suppression Bill
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🗓️ 16 July 2021
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Don't mess with Texas Democrats! Governor Abbott called an emergency session, not to fix the failing power grid or anything else important, but to ban knowledge and to restrict voting. Texas Democrats are not having it. They're playing the kind of hardball many of us have been thirsty for in this era. Andrew explains the situation and why it's a very good strategy. Then, Andrew does a victory lap for his accurate predictions in the hilarious lawsuit filed by Roy Moore against Sacha Baron Cohen!
Links: 2021 Texas legislative session, Texas House faces deadline, Anti-trans bill, Abbott 87th Special Session Agenda, Bill Text: TX SB3, Texas House Rules, Ep. 3 Official Clip | Who Is America?, case dismissed, Moore waiver agreement
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| 0:19.2 | The witness will comply under the, uh, this, uh, zero. |
| 0:27.8 | Judge Perth is stumped by this case. |
| 0:29.7 | I've also misplaced my judge-hammin. |
| 0:31.7 | The Justice system works swiftly in the future and I'll think of polished all lawyers. |
| 0:39.7 | The light cloud will suggest that your client drives my client back to your client's flat where |
| 0:48.7 | your client will play some James Taylor. |
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| 1:17.7 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is episode 508. |
| 1:20.7 | I'm Thomas. That's Andrew. How are you doing, my friend? |
| 1:23.7 | I am fantastic, Thomas. How are you? |
| 1:26.7 | Doing well. Uh, there is too much, too much, too much. |
| 1:29.7 | I know I say that a lot, but, uh, gosh, we don't even get to get to your top secret amazing Cosby stuff until Tuesday. |
| 1:36.7 | I can't wait. |
| 1:37.7 | Don't even get to the internet's hottest sensation, right? |
| 1:41.7 | Sanctions against the crack in lawyers that we turn to on to on Tuesday's episode, until next Tuesday. |
| 1:47.7 | But that's good because, you know, as you'll learn from our follow-up, there isn't going to be any action for two weeks. |
| 1:53.7 | And so you'll have a full week to prepare and you'll get to go back and revisit, uh, the best comedy in the world on Tuesday's episode. |
| 2:02.7 | Oh, you called that, though. I mean, you had a people ready to watch that stream and it paid off for anybody who's a keen listener to the show. |
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