OA506: Trump's Desperate, Harebrained Lawsuit Is Garbage and Deserves Sanctions
Opening Arguments
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🗓️ 9 July 2021
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
And while we're on the topic of sanctions, Rudy Giuliani can no longer practice law ANYWHERE for the time being, and the Kraken lawyers are all set to receive their sanctions as well. Turns out there are consequences for lying your ass off in official court filings, if you do it long enough. So listen in for a detailed breakdown of some truly terrible lawyering!
Links: Rudy suspended in DC, DC Rule XI. Disciplinary Proceedings, where to listen to the sanctions hearing, Detroit sanctions motion, Trump sues Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube, Save the Constitution From Big Tech - WSJ, Yale Professor Jed Rubenfeld Suspended for Sexual Harassment
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| 0:00.0 | The party in the face part should be known in this contract as the party in the face part. |
| 0:19.2 | The witness will comply under the, uh, this, uh, zero. |
| 0:27.8 | Judge Perth is stumped by this case. |
| 0:29.7 | I've also misplaced my judge-hammin. |
| 0:31.7 | The Justice system works swiftly in the future and I'll think of polished all lawyers. |
| 0:39.7 | The light cloud will suggest that your client drives my client back to your client's flat where |
| 0:48.7 | your client will play some James Taylor. |
| 0:53.7 | Welcome to Opening Arguments, a podcast that pairs a comedian with a real-life lawyer. |
| 0:59.7 | This podcast is sponsored by the law offices of P. Andrew Torres LLC for entertainment purposes, |
| 1:04.7 | is not intended as legal advice and does not form an attorney-client relationship. |
| 1:08.7 | Don't take legal advice from a podcast. |
| 1:17.7 | Hello and welcome to Opening Arguments. This is Episode 506. I'm Thomas. That's Andrew. How are you doing, my friend? |
| 1:24.7 | I am fantastic, Thomas. How are you? |
| 1:26.7 | I'm a little worried. Um, you've titled the episode in the spreadsheet holding bad lawyers accountable. |
| 1:33.7 | And I'm, you know, so I'm wondering if I'm getting a tongue-lashing or what's going on here. |
| 1:38.7 | These are all lawyers that, uh, could not get hired at Thomas's second chance law firm. |
| 1:44.7 | Oh, thank God. Okay. So not me. So I'm okay. Not you. Not you. Not you. I was going to say, I mean, I've been doing better on the bar lately. |
| 1:50.7 | Yeah. Try and real hard. |
| 1:51.7 | Don't sanction me, bro. Okay. |
| 1:56.7 | Of all, we've got like two dozen shirt ideas, but don't sanction me, bro. |
| 2:02.7 | It would be a good opening arguments t-shirt. So the thing is not me, but I can't wait to talk about the real bad lawyers. |
| 2:09.7 | They're really very bad terrible. They're so bad. I don't even know if what they're doing could be called law. |
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