O.C.U.N.T.S. - Who's Afraid of Shannon Beador? (RHOC S18E1)
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🗓️ 26 August 2024
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Lara and Carey are back and the ides of August remain as harrowing as ever. They discuss a new AI rendering of Christ: A new twist in the Shroud of Turin, Mary Magdalene as the original F*g Hag, pansexual Jesus, sinister gay Judas, wound-p*ssies + more. The Real Martyrs of Orange County have returned: Shannon Beador continues to heal from her drunken joyride into a house. Jenn faces foreclosure on the property Gina helped her find, Heather continues to be wealthy as ever, and Emily continues to dom her cuck husband. Plus Alexis Bellino re-emerges from the roaring waves of the Holy Pacific, rubbing her new relationship with John Janssen AKA Johnny J in Shannon's face at Heather's New Year luncheon.
Chapters:
00:00 Worst August on Record
01:14 Jesus Was Seen
08:45 Mary Magdalene Was The First F*G Hag
14:25 LVP and Ken's Foreclosure Drama
18:10 Scott & Laci Peterson
25:20 RHOC Season 18 Ep. 1 Recap!!
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| 0:00.0 | Doles. Doles. |
| 0:02.0 | Doles. Doles. |
| 0:04.0 | August continues to get scarier and scarier. |
| 0:07.0 | I can't give you much more info, but just know that Gary and I are fucking spooked. |
| 0:13.7 | What won't August do to us? |
| 0:17.4 | Literally? |
| 0:19.0 | This is a... I'm in a place of clutch with my dog. |
| 0:21.0 | This isn't the worst August on record in years. Hotest on record. It is a |
| 0:27.1 | spooky dog. It is one hit after the other. We have what? Nine days. |
| 0:32.1 | Nine days left. has come early. |
| 0:34.0 | Halloween has nothing on August. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm ready. We need a mass realization and an honoring that August is one of the most |
| 0:42.0 | curse months to ever exist. |
| 0:43.7 | I think most people will agree with you. |
| 0:45.3 | I think so too, but like this August needs to end and not like end with my life, like it just it just I need it to be over but Jesus was seen |
| 0:57.2 | Jesus was seen people are in a place of confirming Jesus's face and shroud. |
| 1:05.8 | Okay, but Devil's ad. |
| 1:08.1 | Okay, wait, let me just brief you. |
| 1:10.3 | Let me brief you. |
| 1:11.7 | Okay, so the shroud of Turin, which I didn't you know probably. |
| 1:15.8 | Oh, I've been a shroud of Turin headed since I was born |
| 1:20.4 | Literally since I was 10 you're born in the first thing they do as soon as you Born? this is the shroud of turn. Actually, yeah. |
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