NYC Survival Guide ( w/ Joe DeRosa, Andrew Collin, Dave Hill, Louis Katz)

You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

If you ever wondered what it’s like to live or visit NYC, Nikki and friends have some stories to share. From walkup apartment woes, bum piss, manspreading on the subway and getting blackout drunk... this ain’t your grandma’s town! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	Hey guys, welcome to the You Up Podcast.
0:06.0	I'm Nicky Glazer, host of You Up with Nicky Glazer, every day on SeriousXM,
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0:14.7	subscription so you can hear the whole damn show. But this is just the podcast. This is a special episode.
0:19.7	I am joined by...
0:20.9	Puddles here, Andrew aka drip drip. Okay well
0:26.2	aka drip drip. Do people call you drip drip? No I guess it didn't work there.
0:30.8	Oh well if you're new to the podcast, Andrew Colin is a regular on the show.
0:36.3	He's there every Wednesday.
0:38.6	Andrew Colin is his name, Puddle Boy is his nickname that he gave himself because he makes all the ladies
0:43.9	puddle one lady one lady d.m. that she got puddles in her pants after he was on a
0:48.8	podcast not this one a different one and that's why the name is that. Yeah well it might have been an
0:55.2	accident too. I don't yeah she's seen enthusiastic but since then there's been
0:59.5	five okay so I'm moving on. Well this wasn't isn't what the show is about but today we're talking about New York City survival stories and God. We got some good clips for you. We start out with one of I hope this never happens to me again what you're
1:15.6	about to hear it was harrowing to say the least I got locked out of my apartment and
1:20.6	here's what happened take a listen.
1:23.0	I'm not blame this on my father.
1:27.0	I just saw hair this comets.
1:32.0	She waved. All those songs sound the same.
1:35.0	Why you always running in place.
1:39.0	Here comes a man on the moon.
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