Mr. Toys

Hey, everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. I love

them. I love them. I love them. This Doug loves movies coming to you from the

Grammar's Theatre in New York City on Monday, June 11th, 2012.

That's very aggressive man in the front row. It's the scary kind of love.

It's scream to you. We love you. We love you. Listen to me. I brought some copies.

Hot of the presses of my new CD Smug Life. Yeah. Doesn't even come out until July 3rd

on iTunes or wherever you buy your comedy and I will be giving out some of these

fresh babies randomly throughout the show tonight. So yeah. I might give you one

no matter how much you love me. What's up people in the back? Those are awesome

seats and weird seats at the same time. Like I admire your elevation. I'll leave it

at that. I don't know where I was going with that. Since no one ever picks it, I am going to

right in front of your eyes. I'm going to retire a Leonard Malton game category.

You got to let him go after a while. It just gets tiresome to keep reading the same

category that nobody ever picks. Makes me feel bad for it. You know, I want to give it a good home.

So here it is. It's the category I was called Peggy Sue got Marley didn't me.

No one would ever pick the category of movies where Kathleen Turner dies.

Because I think the reason they shied away from it is because who remembers what movies

she was even in? Let alone, let alone dies in. That's quite a thing. So the movie

I had selected was from 1989. Who said that? Raise your hand. You win a CD.

Get that back to her. Would you, young man? Thank you very much. There you go. Yeah.

And here's one for you for passing that to her. It's fucking random you guys.

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