Sarah decides to take a hilling sound bath to start her week right, until she realizes the good lord has declared a true "case of the Mondays" theme on her DVR. So after being presented with the option of last season of New New York, COVID OC, or Bethenny's Tik Tok after searching "Chanel," she decides the best foot forward is through the Valley reunion. Part deux! Speaking of twos, over the course of this two-parter, Sarah discusses Jax's continued redemption tour (and the importance of calling it what it is, even when the show does not), Janet's new allegations about Danny, Janet and Jason v. the world, Zack's blackout apology, how Brittany has handled feuding friends, Jesse's selective fury about cheating, and why his real estate comms differ just a wee bit from Million Dollar Listing HR. Jax wouldn't love this episode, so listen a few times in his honor - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 698! Part 1! The National Domestic Violence Hotline: https://www.thehotline.org and 800.799.SAFE (7233). Or text BEGIN to 88788. Support a fundraiser for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ How to help victims of the Texas Floods: https://www.thecut.com/article/how-to-help-victims-texas-floods.html Read Chard's Sayonara Letter: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/providence-ri/richard-galli-12112409 Support the sass: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/damegalli JOIN/LEVEL UP TO THE ANDY'S GIRLS PATREON, AND ENJOY BONUS EPS, INVITES TO SPECIAL ZOOM EVENTS, AND MORE: https://www.patreon.com/AndysGirls Follow Sarah on social: https://www.instagram.com/damegalli/ Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza: Women Wage Peace: Women Wage Peace is the largest grassroots peace movement in Israel whose purpose is to promote a political agreement, involving women in the process. Today the movement has more than 44,000 members.  NewGround: a Muslim-Jewish Partnership for Change: NewGround envisions an America where Muslims and Jews and others, both secular and religious, model lasting partnerships and engagement in authentic communication and mutual cooperation. The organization empowers Muslims, Jews and allies to bridge divisions and leverage shared values to strengthen our communities and our fragile democracy.  Standing Together: Standing Together  is a progressive grassroots movement mobilizing Jewish and Palestinian citizens of Israel against the occupation and for peace, equality, and social justice. We know that the majority have far more in common than that which sets us apart and only a tiny minority benefits from the status quo. The future that we want — peace and independence for Israelis and Palestinians, full equality for everyone in this land, and true social, economic, and environmental justice — is possible. Solutions Not Sides: Solutions Not Sides has been teaching skills of empathy, active listening, communication, critical thinking and conflict resolution through exploration of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict since 2010. Our programme is based on three key values: non-violence, equality for all, and the rejection of hatred. Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices