I keep reading this article and it keeps getting crazier.

Masturbation abstinence is popular online.

Doctors and therapists are worried.

Their problem is that people are not self-harming enough.

They say that people who are trying to stop masturbating are exhibiting misogyny.

You just don't like women enough.

It's like they just came out and said it.

Like they're concerned about men trying to eliminate weakness.

Some men are starting to realize all this stuff is meant to keep me dull.

Distraction, distraction, distraction. And maybe you won't notice the fact that, hey, there are people

who are promoting horno books for kids in schools. Maybe you won't realize that we're leaving

the border wide open and having a total invasion. If we keep you dumb, it's on your phone

and you're soaked in it all day long. Wake up, join the rest of life. They call it like self-arm masturbation

a sin against nature, Thomas Aquinas and the Summa. There's a shame that's associated with that.

NPR is funded by the government. The connection is as clear as possible. Like, this is exactly

an extension of what the government believes.

All right, everyone, welcome back to the loopcast. Today, joined as always, by my co-host, Erica and Josh.

And today, we have some emasculation from NPR.

We have rampant diseases.

We'll talk about the French disease later.

And I even have a fun Twilight Zone video that I would say is even better than the show wipe out.

So let's get into it today.

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