Not-So-Happy Slappy

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

News, Science, Society & Culture, Culture, Comedy, Internet, Pop, Games, Gadgets

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

The sport of Slap Fighting has taken the Internet by storm over the last year. But would you believe: it is stupid and dangerous? I KNOW. Jeff and Anthony discuss a new study that says the very good and smart sport is causing intense and permanent damage to its participants.

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0:00.0	The This is we have concerns. Hi Jeff Ganada.
0:14.0	I have to be
0:18.0	always be more terrible.
0:20.0	This is we have concerns.
0:22.0	Hi Jeff Ganada.
0:24.0	Hi Anthony Carbone.
0:25.0	Below, concerned citizens.
0:27.0	I have a very important thing to share with everyone today.
0:30.0	They're coming for it, Jeff. They're trying to shut down one of our favorite
0:36.4	pastimes in the world. Oh no. Science is once again trying to get in the way with their lab coats and their centrifuges and
0:48.8	and and the other centrifuges and their and they're Bunsen beakers? Oh no not the Bunsen beakers.
0:56.4	They are all up in it. They're saying, where are your safety goggles because we're about to tell you that
1:01.5	something you love is garbage and you shouldn't be doing it,
1:05.2	but I think this time Jeff science has gone too far.
1:09.5	That's what I think.
1:10.7	What are they taken from us now? Jeff they've come for
1:15.1	America's sport. They've come for
1:21.1	slap fighting. No!
1:24.0	That's right, Jeff.
1:26.0	I spend my Saturdays.
1:27.0	That's right, Jeff.
1:28.0	They've come for what everybody loves, professional slap fighting.
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