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The Commercial Break

Not-So-Happy Dino

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy discuss that new sweatpant feel and some "fun" experiences for kids. Optimist’s Spring Bryan & Krissy’s beastly baggage Bryan’s walmart sweatpants He’s travelin’ light Glasgow’s Willy Wonka exhibit Highway robbery of the average consumer 4 year lockdown/TCB anniversary From covid, to war, to political turmoil! Barefoot soccer on legos Sports that aren’t sports Gambling on Disney? Fact or crap We should have a TCB game Two male whales having sex Pizzles LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

If your name is Sarah and all your blouses and shirts are stretched out, you think it's because the dinosaur has been trying your shirts on, you're not sure which dinosaur.

0:08.0

Sarah, it's probably the triceratops.

0:18.0

On this episode of the commercial break. Roll down the windows because you're going to have an experience with a real live dinosaur,

0:23.5

which was a puppet that was bought at another dinosaur exhibit

0:28.6

on the way out of the gift shop.

0:30.3

Do you know what I'm saying?

0:31.3

And some guy comes up and he's like,

0:33.0

hey do you want to meet happy with the dinosaur?

0:35.0

To which my kid goes, no.

0:37.0

Right.

0:38.0

The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.

0:44.0

Yeah, boy!

0:47.0

Oh, yeah, guys again,

0:48.0

welcome back to the Commercial Break.

0:50.0

I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the beautiful co-host of this show Kristen Joy Hoadley.

0:54.4

Best to you Kristen.

0:55.4

Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

0:59.4

Thanks for joining us.

1:00.4

A very rainy and cold day.

1:02.1

What the fuck is up with its weather?

1:04.0

I was going to say the same thing.

1:05.0

I feel so badly for the plants and trees because they're starting to bloom.

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