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Welcome to the naughty but nice show.

I'm your host, Rob Schuzer, and it is Thursday. I love Thursday. So my dear friend Mark Lupo joins us. Hey, Lupi, are you there? Loopy Lewis here. Hi, Rob. And you're back in New York City. How is Florida? Oh, it was lovely. We had a great time in the sun. We were talking about you, Rob, my parents, my mom and Kevin, my brother, they love the shout out for their birthday. So thank you for that.

Thank you. Birthday. Oh, it's so nice. And then we're taping a little earlier today. You're busy. What are you up to?

Work. Just work. Work. It's all we do here in New York is work, work, work.

Oh, no. It really is a transactional sort of town. New York is, isn't it? I've had to carve out time on my schedule to have fun. Isn't that crazy? Because I could work every single night. On Monday night, friends of mine wanted to go for a drink, and they were not work friends. they were like real real friends.

I nearly blew it off because I had what I thought, don't hate me here, nor twos. I had nothing to quote gain from this. I wasn't going to get any gossip. I wasn't going to get any good stories. And then I was like, you idiot, you have everything to gain from this. You have a really lovely night with friends that really love you. That's a weird. I went and I ended up having the best time when friends invite you out, take a break sometimes.

Go out with friends. Because I think, I mean, there's research that really shows this to be true.

On your deathbed, nobody wishes they worked harder. They don't. Nobody on their deathbed says, oh, I wish I'd spent another hour in that office. Nobody. Nobody. We've got to tell everyone in New York that.

It's a good lesson. They would never listen. It's a tough time. It's a real balancing act.

I mean, even though I love New York, naturally, I'm not really a New Yorker. I'm more of a country bumpkin. I know that sounds crazy to believe, but New York, I love it. I do love it. Okay, we're not moaning. Let's jump into the show. What time is it, my friends? It's tea time. Oh, it's actually a very good segue. Kate Middleton's closest friends did not know that she went under the knife.

So sources are saying that Kate actually is not a silly girl.

She'd rather be in the country.

She really is quite private and now, and I do get this.

After everything that happened with that book, Harry, and the other book, Omid,

she's really burnt by publicity.

She doesn't want her secrets out there. Just a few months ago, she was accused of being a racist, and that is going to be on the internet forever. So now

she has a secret, a big secret. She doesn't want anybody to know, and that's why she told

really nobody. Several people who worked with her said they had no idea this was going to happen.

They were not given the heads up. Now the children, they did know and they did not visit her in

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