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Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2022

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

“We should be in prison for ever being part of this episode,” says Christi of the “lost” episode of Dance Moms titled, shockingly, ‘Topless Dancers,’ in which Abby has the girls perform in costumes that give the illusion of nudity. Needless to say, the Moms were shocked and fought hard with the producers not to film this. Even by Abby’s standards, which have seen the girls perform themes of teen suicide, guns, and childbirth, this was too much. Audiences clearly agreed, and the show only aired only once. A fan sent a link to Christi and Kelly and here they react to it in real time.

If Chloe wasn’t humiliated enough by her dance costume, she is also participating in a commercial for Cathy’s husband’s beef jerky startup. This involves her being covered in sausages, a takeoff of the infamous meatsuit that Lady Gaga wore around the time of filming.

Things are so absurd that even Holly speaks up, and though it will be lost forever to time, she is even seen wearing a sexy sheer top in place of her usual conservative attire.

Quotes

“We fought pretty hard against this. And I again, I can't say much, but let's just say it was strongly advised that we keep our mouths shut.” (5:08-5:15 | Christi)

“I can't with Abby's necklace. I can't. It's like a barbed wire fence. It looks like what they put at the top of a prison fence.” (17:08-17:15 | Christi and Kelly)

“I do look like an Oscar trophy, With my my yellow hair and my gold shirt. Yeah, I'm an Oscar. And the Academy Award goes to us for pretending like Melissa's not getting married.” (30:42-30:57 Kelly and Christi)

“I remember the girls standing in the hallway, and they did not want to walk in that room. They were so mortified and upset standing there.” (52:27-52:42 | Christi and Kelly)

“The funniest thing is this was aired one time. One time. You can't even find this episode. Do you know how often I'm asked about the beef jerky thing? I'm asked everywhere I go.” (1:06:28-1:06:41 | Christi)

“No wonder people watch this because nobody can believe that we actually did this stuff, that this was real. No one could believe their eyes.” (1:07:05-1:07:13 | Christi and Kelly)

Links

Subscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w

Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarre

Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510

Follow Christi on IG: www.instagram.com/christilukasiak

Follow Kelly on IG: www.instagram.com/kellylhyland



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Baby let's just dance dance, let's just dance baby I just wanna dance dance dance dance dance dance

0:07.2

Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it?

0:11.7

Follow this electricity Do we ride now?

0:15.8

Pop, pop, pop, pop, now? Turn the volume off, now give me a electricity

0:21.1

Welcome back to the bar with your favorite bitches from the past

0:24.4

This is bitch number one, Kristi

0:27.2

And it's number two, Kelly

0:29.2

I think that we should switch off who's the biggest bitch for the week

0:32.4

I know, you guys almost every week it's you

0:36.0

You're the bitch and I'm the one getting in trouble

0:39.2

I have been such a nasty bitch this season

0:42.5

Ugh, been so nice and the one that gets screwed for some reason

0:47.7

Oh, you know why? Because you're judged by the company

0:50.4

You keep, you're hanging out with the bitch

0:52.7

And it's me, I know I've been saying from you

0:56.2

Just like with Abby and stuff like she just like shits on my kids and I am being nice

1:02.3

Wait, I just had a very clear

1:06.1

The first shitting on my kids on your kids

1:09.1

Oh, after that came out I thought this was her turn

1:12.9

Oh god almighty Kelly, please

1:15.9

Alright, before we explain how this week's episode is different

1:20.0

Let's start off by thanking our Patreon's from the last couple of weeks

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