NoSleep Podcast S18E23

The NoSleep Podcast

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🗓️ 4 December 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Tune in to Episode 23 of Season 18 for demented doctoring. “Newborn Screening” written by Lisel Jones (Story starts around 00:00:00) TRIGGER WARNING! Produced by: Phil Michalski Cast: Doctor – Jake Benson, Mrs. Murray – Tanja Milojevic “Grasshopper” written by Ellen Denton (Story starts around 00:04:50) TRIGGER WARNING! Produced by: Phil Michalski Cast: Narrator – Danielle McRae, Emily Linus – Kristen DiMercurio, Anna Linus – Mary Murphy “Hands On” written by Gabrielle E. Josefsson (Story starts around 00:38:15) Produced by: Phil Michalski Cast: Jason Woods – Dan Zappulla “Reunion” written by M.J. Pack (Story starts around 00:52:05) TRIGGER WARNING! Produced by: Jeff Clement Cast: Molly – Erin Lillis, Mary – Sarah Ruth Thomas, Elaine – Nichole Goodnight, Old Woman – Mary Murphy, Molly’s Mom – Linsay Rousseau, Trevor – Atticus Jackson, Edward – Jesse Cornett “The Voice in the Compactor” written by Manen Lyset (Story starts around 01:08:15) Produced & scored by: David Cummings Cast: Narrator – David Cummings, Janitor – Jeff Clement, Voice – Kelly Bair “Beauty Beat” written by Casey Banks (Story starts around 01:15:00) TRIGGER WARNING! Produced by: Jesse Cornett Cast: Narrator – Graham Rowat, Larry – Elie Hirschman, Harrison – Jesse Cornett, Hannah – Wafiyyah White, Victoria – Nikolle Doolin, Dr. Telles – Peter Lewis Click here to learn more about The NoSleep Podcast team Click here to learn more about Lisel Jones Click here to learn more about M.J. Pack Click here to learn more about Manen Lyset Executive Producer & Host: David Cummings Musical score composed by: Brandon Boone “Reunion” illustration courtesy of Emily Cannon Audio program ©2022 – Creative Reason Media Inc. – All Rights Reserved – No reproduction or use of this content is permitted without the express written consent of Creative Reason Media Inc. The copyrights for each story are held by the respective authors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	So Mrs. Murray, what we're doing today is giving Young Joseph our routine newborn screening.
0:13.7	Just a few standard tests and measurements that will give an indication of future health
0:17.2	her needs, which will hopefully defue.
0:42.7	Next to answers, nurse, heart rate next, 116 BPM.
0:50.0	All perfectly normal, Mrs. Murray.
0:52.5	Thank you, doctor.
0:53.8	Nurse, pass me the reptoculum.
0:56.1	What the hell is that?
0:57.5	You're not putting that thing near my baby, are you?
1:00.3	No need to panic, Mrs. Murray.
1:01.7	The reptoculums are latest biorobotic instrument.
1:04.9	A real breakthrough in deterministic cognitive forecasting and predictive senescence with 100
1:09.5	percent accuracy.
1:11.2	Despite its rather alarming appearance, I can assure you it's perfectly safe and certified
1:15.4	by major insurers.
1:16.7	Give the disgusting thing away from my baby's face right now!
1:21.9	Joseph!
1:22.9	Oh God!
1:23.9	Oh God, it's crawling into my baby's mouth!
1:27.7	Stop it!
1:29.1	Mrs. Murray, control yourself.
1:31.2	The process is harmless.
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