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Nosferatu (2024) Review

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4.4640 Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Synopsis Tell me, does evil come from within us, or beyond? This film follows Ellen (played by Lily-Rose Depp), and her husband, Thomas (played by Nicholas Hoult) as Thomas takes a new job that requires him to go to a strange land to broker a real estate deal with the mysterious Count Orlok. While Ellen begs him not to go, he does anyways, and she starts having nightmares and fits of madness while he’s away. Thomas quickly realizes he’s in for a lot more than a house sale once he arrives at the Count’s castle, and Ellen, Thomas, and a gang of professors and doctors have to work together to defeat the darkness. Review Excellent is not a good enough word to describe this movie. It is exceptional, phenomenal, show-stopping, incredible, stupendous. This is truly a spectacle to see in the theater. The costuming is gorgeous and intricate. Every single actor brought their A-game. The atmosphere and set dressing completely immerse you into the world of 1838 Germany and the mysteries of the vampire. The physical acting from Lily-Rose Depp was completely unexpected yet welcomed and hopefully revered by all, you truly are watching a master work her craft. Nicholas Hoult was incredibly convincing as Thomas and incredibly hot, per usual. Willem Dafoe and Ralph Ineson occasionally add a solid comic relief while also driving the plot forward. Also, it is so entertaining and the pacing is perfect so the 132 minute run time passes you by like a soft summer breeze.  I don't even know how to review this film to accurately describe how awe-struck I was while watching it. I wanted to stand up in the theater like I was watching the Superbowl. This was my Superbowl. My one complaint is that I wish they hadn’t told us who played Count Orlok because Bill Skarsgård is completely unrecognizable as the illustrious vampire. This is Count Orlok like we’ve never seen, as in the original it was a silent film so it was impossible to hear his voice, and in the Herzog version he is portrayed as more of a melancholy creature battling with isolation and immortality. In this film, he is terrifying, he is demanding, he is alluring and intoxicating, he is sexy and fearsome and seemingly rules the world. The viewer falls under his spell just like his on screen victims. This movie is a masterpiece; it is true gothic horror, it is incredibly sexy, it is gripping, it is haunting, I want to go see it again right now. Also, I want to emphasize that while I wrote this, I kept getting frustrated by the fact that no positive adjective will be 100% accurate at describing how incredible this film is. Score 10/10

Transcript

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0:00.0

You want to keep listening to this episode.

0:04.3

You want to listen to our episode about Nosferatu.

0:11.2

Are you tired of living a typical life?

0:14.1

Do you want to spice things up with your partner?

0:16.8

Have no fear.

0:18.0

Nosferatu is here.

0:19.9

All you have to do is invoke the spirit of darkness and succumb to the possession of this ancient vampire. After that, you will forever be insatiable. Your husband will love it. Just as long as you don't reveal that you are actually waiting for Count Orlock to ravish you, you will have a fruitful sex life. Side effects include fits of madness and seizures, nightmares and sleepwalking, and your whole family

0:41.2

will die.

0:41.8

But it's great if you want to get that libido going.

1:01.4

Music Is this a metal thing? Yes.

1:02.0

No taste.

1:04.0

David.

1:05.0

David, what is this?

1:06.0

Pretty big.

1:07.0

I have to kill a lot of people.

1:10.0

Just tell me what you want me to fuck.

1:12.3

I have big tips and a tiny vagina.

1:15.0

Oil me up, Daddy.

1:16.4

I can't believe that Bryce prefers big tits.

1:19.4

Missletoe alert.

1:20.7

This is not a country.

1:21.5

This guy was a real jerk.

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