North Korea Gets Back on Trump's Good Side | Awkwafina

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 5 June 2018

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Team Trump suggests that the president is immune from prosecution, North Korea warms up to the U.S., and rapper and actor Awkwafina talks "Ocean's 8" and "Crazy Rich Asians."

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
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1:00.0	Welcome to the Daily Show. Thank you so much.
1:04.0	Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Trevor Noah and it has been 620 hours since we have last seen Melania Trump.
1:11.0	My guest tonight is a rapper and an actor in the new movie Oceans 8. Aquafina is here, everybody!
1:19.0	But first off, if you were planning to invite FBI agents to a party, be warned, because they got some bang-in dance moves.
1:28.0	An FBI agent is under investigation after his gun accidentally went off on a dance floor in Denver.
1:34.0	As he flips his handgun, flies out of its holster to the floor, then accidentally going off as he picks it up.
1:41.0	Watch again, as he reaches, there's that muzzle flash, the bullet striking a man in the crowd.
1:47.0	Damn! I always thought that white people were bad at dancing, but I, I don't know they were actually dangerous.
1:54.0	Wow! There's so many things that strike me about this video. First of all, what is this nightclub?
2:00.0	Right? Look at it's lit up like a grocery store. There's a guy in shorts and flip flops.
2:06.0	I think the floor is astroturf. Where is this? Is there a cover charge that you just flash your loony tunes tattoo to get in?
2:12.0	How does this work? And also, how's the FBI agent going to shoot someone and then walk away like, oh he did what spills someone's buttlight?
2:18.0	Look at him, he's like, oh yeah, my bad, my bad. Party foul. All right, let's keep him moving.
2:22.0	Let's keep him moving. And the best part for me, the best part for me has to be the flip flops guy who disappears as soon as the gun goes off.
2:27.0	Like, just watch him immediately. Look at him in the background. There he is. Like bang and he's like, I'm out. I'm out.
2:32.0	I'm out. Yeah, I like that. That was the most black response you can ever get.
2:37.0	Because all the other people were like, oh my god, a gun went off. That guy was like, oh shit, I'm out. I'm out.
2:43.0	Now luckily, the guy who got shot is okay. And now I think he has a pretty dope story. As long as he keeps it short, you know, it can be like, that scar over there.
2:52.0	That's when when an FBI agent shot me accidentally while dancing.
2:57.0	In other news, Scott Pruitt's head of the EPA is coming under fire again. And this one is a weird story.
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