"None Of My Guests Showed Up"

Confronting Demons with Megan Stalter

Headgum

Improv, Comedy

5 • 649 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

In her premiere episode, Megan Stalter wants to confront her demons but she does not have a guest scheduled, so she calls Chelsea Peretti, Chris Gethard, Tim Dillon, Jo Firestone, and "Average Fashion Blogger" Courtney Parchman to find out where they are. But in the end, she's left with her brother, Nick Stalter. Follow Megan: https://twitter.com/megstalter https://www.instagram.com/megsstalter See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:11.3	When I have a demon in my life, or maybe just a small grite, something doesn't seem right until I i confront them and they make nice the world is full of
0:26.1	snakes and whores get through the grim that's in the world confronting demons with megan
0:34.6	confronting demons with megan stalter or or or Meg still sometimes you go by Meg
0:41.7	Um, hey producer girl look at me yeah girlie yeah yeah when where is the guest
0:50.1	Where is Lynn you We need to start.
0:56.5	I have to go to the mall.
0:58.0	Man Manuel, Miranda.
0:58.7	Oranda.
1:00.8	The man Marlena. No, no.
1:02.1	Are you laughing at me?
1:04.8	No, no, no, no.
1:05.7	Okay, you'll tell that to your teeth because it sounds like they were, where is he?
1:09.5	We need to record.
1:10.6	You said that you were going to book
1:12.6	a comedian you said you were going to book a comedian is that what you're saying to me that is what
1:18.5	i was saying wait where is he we need to record honey i'm sorry we don't have anyone is there anyone
1:25.5	you could wait are you, are you serious?
1:28.9	Yeah, no.
1:32.8	You didn't get a guest for today's show, the first episode we're recording.
1:35.7	I thought you were going to schedule your guest.
1:36.9	Producer, seriously?
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