America loves its founding fathers, but that's a tough act to follow as a founding son.

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Welcome to Stuff You Should Know, a production of I Heart Radio.

Hey and welcome to the podcast. I'm Josh and there's Chuck with me and that makes this stuff

you should nizzo. That's right. Mr. Dog. Yeah, me and the gay. What's that one song you had as

sensual seduction? What a great song that was. I'm not sure if I know it. Would I know it if I heard it?

Probably, but it was like kind of a weird synth, dancey, early 80s vibe, much more than a rap vibe.

He was just expanding out. Yeah, yeah. Do you guys mark this steward on it?

No, which is kind of surprising because I heard she got like a huge tattoo of him.

Really? No, it was like a super bowl commercial. She did. Yeah, she could have though.

I'm a roob. No, you're not, Chuck. You just don't pay enough attention to commercials.

Should we talk non-compete agreements? Yes, I think we should because they turn out to be rather

onerous, possibly soon to be illegal. Yay. And just kind of scummy because as you'll see,

they're frequently used by big business. But if you're a free market capitalist, you're not

allowed to like non-compete agreements because it literally hobbles competition, which is the point

of free markets. And one of the great things about competition is that you and me and everybody

else listening out there who doesn't own a business and just buy stuff usually gets better prices,

better products, more innovation when there's greater competition and non-compete agreements,

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