This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Garrett. Tell us all about your phone tap. Super Bowl Sunday happened in just in a few days. A lot of people ordering TVs, throwing parties. So Rachel wanted to play a phone tap on her boyfriend, Carl. Carl ordered a big TV, like almost 80 inches, right?

So he's expecting it. 80. Wow. Okay. So TV. He's expecting it to come to the house for a Super Bowl. So I'm going to call from the store that he bought it from and said, hey, that's not going to happen. This is a bad idea. All right. Let's listen to it. Thank you, Carol. Carl, hey, this is Phil Dumfie over at Alpset. How are you?

I am great. I'm just sitting there. This is a bad idea. All right, let's listen to it. Thank you, Garrett. Hello. Carl, hey, this is Phil Dumfey over at Alpset.

How are you?

I am great. I'm just sitting here waiting for you guys. Fantastic. Do you guys know when you're going to be coming? I actually have to run to the pharmacy for like a half hour. Okay, well, you know, take your time. No need to rush. That's why I'm calling.

I won't be able to get you your TV, it looks like, until Monday.

Is that okay? your time. No need to rush. That's why I'm calling. I won't be able to get you your TV,

it looks like, until Monday. Is that okay? Excuse me? Yeah, the Monday. We had a, we had a problem with the truck. What, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second. What do you mean Monday? Sunday is the

Super Bowl. When I was in your store, I explained that to you. I can guarantee delivery for Monday for you. No, no. You got to be kidding me. First of all, I took off a day from work today because you guys told me you'd have the TV here today. Well, that's what our original plans were. But then, unfortunately, the truck hit a pothole, and then the pothole kind of threw some stuff around some iPods got

cracked some iPads got cracked some TVs broke it just happened there are all the TVs that you have

to be other TVs in the warehouse I'm having 50 people over my house on Sunday for a Super Bowl party

and there will be a TV in my house on so you don't have a TV is Is this your first TV that you're ever buying? One second. Listen, when I went in there and spoke to your salesperson, they told me this whole spiel about the Super Bowl sale and how wonderful it was going to be. Can you just like get a TV from another room just for the time being? No, no. That does not do me any good. Are you got to be kidding.

Listen to me.

Yes.

I'm having 50 people to my house to watch an 80-inch screen TV.

I'm not putting a 32-inch TV in my living room for 50 people to watch in my house.

Sir, well, can I ask, where is your other TV that you had? I threw it out. I threw it out because you told me I would have a TV in my house. What if I give you a great radio system that you can hook up to your house, you know, different, you know, no one's going to be listening to the soup. I'm not listening to the soup bowl on a radio. What are we supposed to act it out like shadow puppets? You got to be kidding me. Well, sir, you shouldn't have gotten rid of the TV that you had until you had a new one coming to the house. You guys told me I'd have a fucking TV in my house today. Sir, I totally get it. When the Tony Awards were on, my TV went out, and I totally missed the first hour and a half of the Tony Awards. This is not the Tony Awards.

Are you kidding me?

That better be a TV in my house on Super Bowl Sunday.

I definitely have like a 24-inch I can get you.

Listen to me, Jerk off.

I work for your company because of your reputation and you're supposed to stand by your product.

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