No Kings Rallies Can’t Stop CPAC's Trump Glazing & Iran War Hits One Month | Cindy Cohn
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:14.2 | This is The Daily Show with your host, John Stewart. |
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| 0:21.6 | Oh, |
| 0:22.6 | and Thank you very much. |
| 0:47.6 | The opening of the show is starting to turn into like a wrestling open. |
| 0:53.0 | Let's do some satire. |
| 0:56.0 | Welcome to The Daily Show. |
| 0:57.0 | My name is John Stewart. |
| 0:57.7 | Great show for you tonight. |
| 0:58.8 | Later on, I will be speaking |
| 1:00.6 | with Civil Liberties attorney, |
| 1:02.8 | Cindy Cohn. |
| 1:03.7 | She's going to be doing. |
| 1:09.7 | We're going to discuss her new book about digital privacy, and then she will show me how to post a close friend's story. |
| 1:20.6 | I recently joined Instagram and I don't know how to do it. |
| 1:27.6 | But as many of you know, it's the one-month anniversary of the Iran War. |
| 1:31.6 | And as we all know, one month is the escalated threat anniversary. |
| 1:36.3 | If the Strait of Hormuz is not immediately open for business, |
| 1:39.1 | we will conclude by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their electric generating plants, oil wells, |
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