What's going on everybody? Welcome to today's episode.

Um, I guess we can all celebrate because I went looking for a king this morning and I did not happen to find one, especially here in America.

There is some kings in other countries, by the way.

You would think that these morons would have figured that out by now.

Does the no king's rally prove that we accomplished the Guinness Book of World Records

of assembling the most massive group of retards in human history in one place.

Possibly.

Shut up, Todd.

I'm trying to do a monologue.

You're supposed to be, we're going to start muting your mic.

You're supposed to be quiet during this part.

Anyway, did we find out how many retards could assemble in one place, much like zombies when they smell

blood going into open forums of the public? Or does it show that the mind of the liberal

is that of violence and evil? Or does it show that maybe just maybe a lot of the conservative pundits are not seeing

the writing on the wall that maybe we might be in for more of a battle in the midterms

than what some may believe. We're going to look at all of the data because I'm here to tell you that I believe

that all three things can be true at one time. You just saw the largest gathering of retarded

people that you've ever seen in your entire life. You just saw that the left is the party of

evil and of murder and of violence.

And three, you just saw that the Democrats are going to flood the zone in 2026 and we need to be ready for it.

But before we do that, we got to get business out of the way.

First of all, we need you to hit that light button.

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