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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

NO ELON NO PARTY with Konstantin Kisin

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

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Comedy, News, News Commentary, Politics

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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I was delighted to have big time Konstantin Kisin back on the show this week. We both worried that Labour might say they're big business while simultaneously scaring the crap out of investors. We also spoke about why Elon was not allowed to Britain but might be allowed into space. Order the PAPERBACK EDITION of my book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-explained/dp/1800961308/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= JOIN the Podcast Patreon and receive each episode early, AD-FREE & with bonus content https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true  Join my MAILING LIST for priority Tour booking & special offers https://signup.ymlp.com/xgyueuwbgmgb Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

What most people think.

0:04.0

Hello.

0:06.0

I'm getting too old for this week's episode of what most people think and I have returned from another weekend trip to Ibiza.

0:20.0

Am I getting too old for this? I think you're all saying yes. But you know what? I had a laugh. I had a laugh and I've returned to, I don't know how long I was out there because I've returned to a very different news cycle. When I went, it was all Labor chaos. Now it's still a little bit of Labor chaos, but they're brandishing their new investments proudly.

0:37.8

And I was trying to think of how could I make a conversation about Labor's investment round interesting. And I thought the only man for that is Constance and Kissing, who I'm glad to say is back on the show this week. Welcome back to the show, mate. Good to be back, mate. Yeah, I mean, I'm putting a lot on you there saying we're going to make Labor's investment round

0:53.6

interesting. That's not really... I mean, we're going to

0:55.9

talk about other stuff. Of course we are. I still

0:57.9

can't give it. I mean, I'm putting a lot on you there saying we're going to make Labor's investment round interesting.

0:54.9

That's not really.

0:55.5

I mean, we're going to talk about other stuff.

1:08.5

Of course we are. I still can't get over the fact that you keep going to Ibiza your age, mate. You're far too old. Mate, have you seen? We're not even the oldest ones there. We're not even close, man. There's 60-year-olds on the dance floor. it's all changed.

1:11.1

It makes 60 year olds are the only ones that can afford it.

1:11.1

25 euros for a fucking vodka tonic. I do not want to see a bunch of people our age with their tops off on the dance floor, mate. I'm not going to tell my top off. I mean, I think that'll be some sort of hate crime. You know, there were guys with their tops off. And, you know, I'm at that age where there was a little bit of rain where I was, I said, should I go back to the hotel room and get McCarty, babe? You know, it's that sort of age. It's that sort of age. But what can I say when you love this? What kind of music do you love, mate? I'm really weird and I don't really listen to music very much at all. Okay, well, that was this week's

1:44.9

what most people do. I can't speak to people who don't love music. I define it. Well, so what's your

1:50.7

thing then? What do you sort of listen to or is it reading or? Yeah, I listen to like history podcasts and

1:57.3

stuff like that. But I use occasionally music like to get in the mood for something.

2:02.0

So if I want to be creative, I'll listen to some music for that.

2:06.9

Or if I want to like pump myself up for a workout, I'll listen to some rap.

2:10.6

But I'm not like, oh, I'll go and see a music.

2:16.7

Is it a gig? I don't even know what you call it. I'm just so sad. I feel so bad for you now. I feel bad for me. Yeah, but the only time that you listen to it is rap as a way of getting yourself psyched up. That was unexpected. That would be the thing that the listener will take away. It's just the image. I reckon, is it lose yourself by Eminem?

2:34.5

Do you go like proper for the master text? No, that's a bit basic. There's better stuff than that. 50 cent has a very good lineup of songs for like getting yourself in the mood for a way. So is this when you're backstage, you're there with Jordan Peterson. There's, there's you and Jordan going, Mom's going to knock you out. I'm going to knock you out.

2:52.6

And he's like, well, knocking people out is actually a very primitive form of expression. I was trying to do a Jordan Peterson voice. That was more Kermit there, wasn't it? Well, Kermit is very similar to Jordan, but you were doing something halfway in between the two. Yeah, man of a thousand voice.

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