This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

It is Tuesday the 14th of July.

As I said yesterday, and I shall only explain it again for the terminally stupid,

and there is only one stupid person at the moment, that...

Oh, bye.

It's on the Steve Allen Twitter account, it's only Steve Allen with a blue tick, which is verification.

Okay, if you don't have a blue tick, it ain't Steve Allen.

But for some poor, sad creature, the other side of the world, she refuses to believe it.

She's that stupid, ladies and gentlemen.

But there you go.

You know, she now wallows in her own self-pity,

and hopefully she'll stay there forever in her day. We've banned her completely now,

so she'll never return ever to darken anybody's days. How can you deal with somebody who is that

daft? How can you deal with somebody who is that stupid? Who then writes and goes,

I don't believe it's not you. I mean, she's that thick. She's that thick. Anyway, talk your people who are thick. Here she is, old Lydia Dittman, silly old James Argent.

How is he surviving on 200?

What did they get?

50 quid a day for doing this?

He can't get anything else, can he?

Why would you want that numpty anywhere near you?

And Lydia Dimm, I mean, they, if you're 25, she looks about 100. Mind you, not as bad as we said earlier on, of that poor little Lizzie Cundee creature who turned up on the, uh, the big brothers bit on the side

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