No Bartender, More Problems (The Valley: Persian Style Recap)
Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge
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3.6 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Teddi and Tamra saw Sky’s “80 person” party and realized a bartender wasn’t necessary… Maybe get a bounce house instead?
Which couple is playing up their toxicity for the cameras, and who actually has it rough? Will a Porsche fix your marital problems if you claim to have no money?!
Plus, Golnesa’s the star of this season. What’s our opinion on her failed week-long marriage? Is there some accountability she needs to take?
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.6 | Two T's in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge. |
| 0:13.8 | Hi, guys. |
| 0:14.8 | Welcome to another episode of Two T's in a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp, and... |
| 0:18.9 | Tamara Judge. Hello. Hello. Hello. Today we are recapping |
| 0:23.1 | the Valley Persian style season one episode three. Yeah. Are you enjoying this? I loved the first two |
| 0:34.3 | episodes. Yeah. And then now it's starting to be a little bit painful. |
| 0:39.8 | This one was, I think, a little bit of a filler. Like not really much goes on on this. |
| 0:44.7 | I mean, we find out Gigi has a only fans page. Why wouldn't she have an only fans page? |
| 0:50.1 | Right. Well, I love how Sky's like, I need this only only fan page and she's like talking to her husband |
| 0:57.0 | about it and then they google it they're like what is this and they're like it's sexual and nudity |
| 1:03.3 | and all this stuff and they're like oh maybe not yeah totally clueless on what it is at this point |
| 1:09.6 | do you think it's shameful to have an OnlyFans page? |
| 1:14.2 | I think whatever way you can make money and you feel comfortable doing it, make it. |
| 1:18.4 | Yeah. I don't shame people. They want to show their hoo-ha. Go for it. They want to show their |
| 1:23.6 | toes and make some money. Yeah. The only thing I'm confused in is that Gigi had said in a |
| 1:30.6 | prior episode that she has never had a job. And then later we find out that she had like, |
| 1:36.1 | didn't she have like a marijuana business and then she had a sex toy business? I think she means like |
| 1:42.0 | a nine to five job. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, you're probably right. Yeah. Like she's never, because she's been on the show for years and years and years, which is a job. But I think she means she never like went into work. Do you notice that every time Gigi is bored, she makes sure to tell everybody. I'm like, don't worry, us too, honey. We get it, Gigi. It's like her way of going, |
| 2:03.2 | come on, guys, do something. I think that Gigi is the one doing the most, her and her and Reza, |
| 2:09.8 | I think. I love Reza's relationship with his husband. I think it's really cute. Yeah, |
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