NMR #11 - January Sucks

Shaken and Disturbed

John Thrasher and Daryn Carp

Improv, News, Comedy, True Crime, News Commentary

4.6 • 549 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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John starts off the show by proclaiming he's a "huge bitch," and talks about how January "ain't it" while Daryn giggles. Did Zoom crash in the middle of this conversation of complaining? Tune in to find out!

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0:00.0	I'm I'm going to be. I'm going to be. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm Well, everyone, you're not my radishes.
0:30.7	And let me just say today, I'm going to get right to it.
0:33.4	Welcome to Patreon, obviously.
0:34.8	But like, I mean, sorry, welcome to NMR, not Patreon.
0:37.4	That's right. You should be on Patreon. That's right. That just goes to show how great this is. I just want everyone to know that the first thing on the agenda item right now from John Thrasher is that he's being a huge bitch today. Now, for the record, he's not being a bitch to me. No. I just want everyone to know. He wrote that.
1:10.6	And then he said, why is January like this? And who gave it the right? That's right. All of this is the agenda. I'm going to give you the floor. Are you not a radish anymore? Like what's going on? Oh, no. I'm forever a radish. Don't get me wrong. No, yeah. Forever a Rattish.
1:12.5	Today just ain't it.
1:13.5	You know?
1:29.3	It ain't it. You know, like I've just... It ain't it. We're recording this on January 13th. I can't think of one day in January so far that I've like gone through the day without wanting to rip my skin off of my face. And can you dive a little bit more?
1:33.2	Is it personal? Is it work? Is it, is it, is it, is it me?
1:39.9	It's you. You are the only shining bright light in my week, by the way. So no, it is certainly not you. And it's not anything related to the podcast thankfully it's just you know what it's a lot
1:45.9	of things it's personal it's just life there was a mother fucking snow and ice storm the other day
1:52.2	that like my car went into a ditch it's like it's like wait yeah wait what yes you don't i know you
2:00.3	don't have a big car.
2:01.5	No.
2:01.7	So it's not like it's like a Hummer or something.
2:04.2	Right. I wish I had a Hummer. I could have used it on the snowy bank, but yeah. I'm going to ask this question. Then I'm going to turn my heat off because I notice it kicked in for all the audio out there. Oh, I don't even hear it, but that's okay.
2:15.6	But, but, um, but, uh, what's the question?
2:18.8	What, how did you get, what's the question?
2:18.7	How did you get caught?
2:20.4	How did your car get caught in a ditch? And how far down? Did you get it out? Oh, yeah. So, I mean, first of all, I'm completely fine. I was not injured. There wasn't even an accident per se. Basically, I live on the top of a hill and we recently had a snowstorm and ice storm.
2:35.6	Roads are fine.
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