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Welcome to NVC Nintendo Voice Chat, IGN's All Nintendo Podcast. I am your host, Tozeo

Taro, and I call this meeting to order. Whoa, joining me this week, Brian Altano?

Marty Sleeva, Parrish Knighter, and we are going to be talking all about Nintendo's

recent third quarter financial results meeting, which a lot of news came out of it. We were

kind of caught off guard with just how many things came out of it. It was really interesting.

So this was a much touted, right? Because Nintendo a few weeks prior announced that their

forecasts were down. So folks knew that this meeting was coming, basically, right? So wow,

you guys got all real serious. Yeah, we're listening. I'm like my dad talks. We're doing laser

sneezes and you're like going over numbers. What they need to do is have their profit margins by

the, I don't know. All right. So first thing, and we're not going to go in order. First thing,

Mario Kart in May. So what's up? Good, bad. The man with a gun. Well, first off,

we made a bet. Yeah. I said March, April. He said, Meijun, for Mario. Yeah. So nice.

Would you guys bet? Do we bet anything? Idiots. That's not helpful. Can we get in a stake or something?

I'll buy a mistake. I'll buy a lunch of everyone. I think in the same bet it was,

Smash comes out next year. So we'll see. You get a stake. A stake launch is a stake sandwich

or a stake salad. I think that date is fine. We get Donkey Kong and February, so March. Yeah,

exactly. March is a little close. I always thought Mario Kart would be in March, but what are we

doing in April? That's my question. April is kind of barren and it's like, well, I don't know.

I mean, Nintendo could have surprises. They could pull another like, hey, here's another

NES remix. Dr. Waluigi. Dr. Waluigi. He's not a lab coat on that guy. He's not a

licensed practitioner of medicine. Never. Oh, my God. I hate Waluigi. Anyway, no, I think the

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