and he's locking them in his house.

What?

And, like, controlling every aspect of their lives, like, telling them what to wear, telling

them, like, when they can eat.

And...

You know who that sounds a lot like?

Hugh Heffner.

Except big thing that R. Kelly's got that Hugh Heffner doesn't.

Life.

Brunch!

Hit it, boys! Pete, do you like beef jerky?

Yes, I do.

You thought that was like a setup to like a little fun read or something.

It's not.

I just didn't know if you liked beef jerky.

Oh, yeah, no, I definitely.

We've never discussed that before. No. Beef jerky is like a very i don't know i think we we we we comes up normally with guys

yeah i mean i think i feel like that's a stereotype generally you say something like you want some jerky

and it's usually a joke uh it's usually a set up joke about jerking off yeah oh that's true yeah um yeah jerky is just like a good it's usually a set-up joke about jerking off. Yeah, oh, that's true. Yeah.

Yeah, jerky is just like a good, it's like a very good meal replacement. It is, for sure.

For me, beef jerky is always a road trip staple. Yes. Yeah. It's always, I'm going to stop at this

restaurant, this gas station or this convenience store and, uh,

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