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Hi, what's your secret?

So I was on Tinder, and I met the Super Q firefighter, and we started messaging on Tinder,

and it was like one of those things where, like, the first thing he asked for was, like, naked pictures.

And being buzz slash drunk and adventurous I sent him to him and this was like a course over an entire weekend

well after that stopped about three months later he came into where he works to have a random

drug test because he's a firefighter and he walked in and I looked at him and I was like, well, that guy's kind of cute,

but he looks familiar.

I couldn't piece it all together until like 20 minutes later, it was like lightbulb.

And I was like, crap, I sent that guy making pictures of me.

And I ignored him and didn't look at him at all.

And he has no clue that I lied to him when he

did into my work.

Well, that's a great secret.

Well, thank you for that.

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