All right, welcome to Usefuliti. It's on Matt Taibi.

I'm Katie Halper. Matt, you look like Paul Schaefer combined this. I don't know who.

I was thinking of this more as a G-Loving special sauce type of thing, but it could be anybody.

Yeah. Look, when you're a bald man, you got to experiment with different kinds of head care.

I see. I guess so.

I actually, I have a sleep hat now. You know, those things like the, you know, the eye and my

stocking and he and his cap, you know, like, I do. I absolutely have one of those. Why?

I wear it at night. It's funny.

Your kids, your family laugh?

Yes, they laugh. My kids laugh every time I wear it.

How long has this gag been going on?

A couple of weeks, it's like, it's a COVID development. You know, you start to order weird stuff online

because what else? What else? Are you going to be doing during this time?

So it's not COVID resistant or anything. It's just for fun.

No, it's just a stocking cap with a long, funny ball on it.

That's really funny.

Yeah, it's very funny. So how are you doing psychologically during this whole thing?

I'm okay. It's really weird. Again, I feel very distant from all of it.

Yeah, I'm just struggling. Let's just say the upside to this whole era is elusive to me.

I think we know we are going to find at the end of this, when this is all over, that

we're learning a lot about things that aren't good, you know, like driving and highway deaths

and spending not as much time with our families and...

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