Nightmares | 10

The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

There’s nothing more terrifying than a nightmare that wakes you up in the middle of the night…unless it’s a nightmare that follows you throughout your entire day??? Unfortunately for The Scooby Gang, this week, their nightmares become their reality. Xander comes to school in his underwear, Giles suddenly discovers he can’t read, killer creepy clowns are on the loose, and Cordelia… is having a bad hair day (seriously terrifying stuff). Can our badass Buffy save Sunnydale before the nightmares fully take over? And more importantly, will Xander ever recover from being naked in class?

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.0	Download the app today.
0:14.6	Previously on The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.9	Once you go wood, nothing's as good.
0:21.5	Tell this mofo to keep Flutey's name out of his yucky goblin mouth.
0:25.8	He's still being extra spicy Dijon mustard.
0:28.8	While my ass could focus on was the cucumber, melon, lotion that Buffy was using from
0:34.1	bath and body works that swept the mother-fucking nation.
0:37.5	She obviously wants to get murdered in a locker room.
0:39.6	She's like, coupled to the left, coupled to the right, boom.
0:42.6	And we should believe her because she is the fucking sleigh.
0:45.5	He truly is a tweed magic king.
0:48.1	Hi Buffy, hi Willow, would you like to hear some off-color jokes?
0:51.8	So the horny dummy thing isn't an act.
0:53.6	That is until Buffy shows up in a roundhouse kick-smart to the fucking face.
0:58.2	Bye bye now.
1:02.2	Bye bye now.
1:04.8	That was a good episode.
1:06.3	It really was.
1:07.3	I don't know why I was being such a salty girl.
1:10.8	You were just feeling the sodium.
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