NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE: WTF: They are Making Children do WHAT??!!
Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer
Elijah Schaffer
4.9 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2023
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
Woody Harrelson calls out big Pharma on SNL, El Salvador cracks down on MS-13 in an epic takeover of the country, children are marching the gay flag before sports game, we are introduced to surrogate-gay-couple photos for the first time, a white kids gets wild and tries to beat up his asian teacher, and so much more
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The insanity never stops. |
| 0:02.9 | It looks like nobody is safe, |
| 0:04.5 | including MS13 and El Salvador. |
| 0:06.5 | Today we're gonna be talking about |
| 0:07.9 | Woody Harrelson calling out big pharma on SNL |
| 0:10.5 | and the shock who would have known big pharma was a scam group. |
| 0:14.9 | We're also gonna be looking at the craziest videos |
| 0:17.2 | that we've seen of kids being made to march flags, |
| 0:19.5 | gay flags in front of their friends and cohorts as well |
| 0:22.1 | as an apology upfront for the maternity photos |
| 0:25.5 | for surrogate photo shoots. |
| 0:27.3 | We have so much insane things. |
| 0:28.4 | This is a brand new format that I'm gonna be putting out today |
| 0:31.4 | with segments and pacing on. |
| 0:33.0 | I appreciate your guys' feedback as we develop this livestream |
| 0:35.9 | into a new show. |
| 0:36.8 | It is approximately 1010 PM Eastern time in the United States |
| 0:40.4 | and this is Knightly Offensive. |
| 1:42.8 | Oh, the fun never stops. |
| 1:44.4 | My name's Elijah Schaefer. |
| 1:45.6 | I'm your top 17 host. |
| 1:46.9 | This is Knightly Offensive, |
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