Well, it appears we are live on Rumble now.

So it looks like Rumble should be live. There's four people watching. Who knows? But I think we are alive. My name is Elijah Schaefer. I'm your top 17 host. And we have everything that could go wrong, is going wrong, technically speaking. Not only that, but it also finds out that you guys had daylight savings time. We don't have daylight savings time. And so I had no idea that we were not producing

at the same time that we normally have been out here. I am joined in the studio by the lovely, the

beautiful, my co-host, Kez, Queen Fetus. I want a mouth full of chocolate and also, I can't see

the locals chat also. Okay. Well well everything is broken today so that's

totally fine we only have a few live streams left before we have to go on a break anyways for a

very great reason but I don't know if you know I didn't realize until this morning the

Oscars actually just happened this weekend I literally did not know and I got to tell you something because you were telling me this yesterday and I'm going to put you in your place, okay? Don't ever effing tell me again that a movie with Asian people is not going to be successful. Okay? You need to stop making those claims. Guys, why are you going around telling people that Asian films aren't going to be successful?

Seriously. Yeah, this is making me sick. Did you ever see crazy rich Asians? That was one of the worst movies, but it was very successful. That was one of the absolute worst movies we ever watched. I don't know how we got through it. Yeah. So this actually is really hard. I saw because uh the biggest winner of the films uh the

movie that won everything was called um everything everywhere all at once and i'm gonna be

completely honest with you i've never heard of that movie yeah i don't think we've really watched pretty much many movies for the last few years.

No, I haven't watched many movies at all.

But I also didn't know what that was.

But while we were going to talk about some crazy stuff and checking on The Matrix,

the truth is that we're going to look at the Oscars because this is a reflection of our decaying society.

Yeah. at the Oscars because this is a reflection of our decaying society. Yeah, I'm a deep fake. I do want to bring this up. So Hugh Grant, I don't know if you

know about Hugh Grant. I haven't heard about him in a while.

Hugh Grant basically had my response on how I genuinely feel about the Oscars.

You know, he got put on a hot mic.

They handed him on microphone.

They wanted to speak to him.

And by the sound of his response, this is about how interested I am in covering this

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