Night is for the Freaks (with Samantha Irby)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and writer Samantha Irby (Wow, No Thank You; Meaty; Shrill) creates a Golden Record full of artifacts that she hopes the aliens will find life-changing. She also expresses her thoughts on what she would do with Henry Cavill in inappropriate public settings. Sam's Artifacts Gone Girl, the book not the movie (literature) A live Tori Amos bootleg cassette (audio) Mission: Impossible - Fallout (audio-visual) Dlisted.com comment section from 2008 - (web archive) The burn of an excessively carbonated gas station fountain soda (multisensory experience) Original Voyager Artifact Navajo Night Chant (audio) "Do You Think...?" Listener Picks Lenny Kravitz accidental dick exposure (audio-visual) Plain rice with butter (food) "Like a G6" by Far East Movement (audio) Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyage.
0:27.8	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.7	Hello, good-jord, al-Moon.
0:32.8	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.7	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.8	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:58.6	Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, what's up?
1:07.6	Nothing. How are you?
1:09.5	I have two things on my mind, and I want to bring them both up.
1:13.5	Okay, which ones first?
1:15.4	Motorcyclists on the highway.
1:17.3	They're hot.
1:17.8	Hot.
1:17.8	Oh.
1:19.1	No. They're not hot. Well, some of them are hot.
1:22.5	The way they behave, you're in wall-to-wall traffic.
1:26.2	Uh-huh. Exactly.
1:27.5	And they go...
1:28.4	Door-to-wall.
1:29.7	Door-to-door?
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