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🗓️ 28 August 2012
⏱️ 58 minutes
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The star of "The Simple Life" and "Fashion Star" sits down with the Champs to talk about her father, Lionel, her heroin addiction, her husband Joel Madden from Good Charlotte and her best Michael Jackson story. Also, Neal says she used to be "chunky."
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Neil Brennan. You know me as one of the champs. Moshe is not here yet. Here's some dates for me. I'm going to be in Richmond, Virginia, August 30th through September 2nd. |
0:14.0 | Come fuck with me in Richmond at the funny bone. September 3rd, I just added a show in Nashville at the high watt. Come fuck with me there. |
0:24.0 | And then Washington DC, I'm going to be at the improv, the 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th of September. You had best done, had done wood, had fuck with me. |
0:34.0 | Hey everybody, it's Moshe or cashier being added to this recording in post, the magic of Hollywood. Listen, I will be September the 8th at the Sinner family in Los Angeles. |
0:44.0 | Lance Bangs is doing an evening of comedy and some short films that he made and it should be very, very fun. |
0:51.0 | And then September the 21st, I will be in the Riot Comedy Festival in Los Angeles. The 22nd, I'll be at the Just for Last Festival in Toronto. |
0:59.0 | And then the 23rd, back to LA, I will be in LA again for the Riot Comedy Festival. Champs listeners, we love you very much. And we would love it if you loved us back. |
1:09.0 | We do it for free, but we want your ratings on iTunes. So go on iTunes and give us a four star rating and a comment. Make us big five stars. |
1:16.0 | Five stars, all right. Yeah, one better. Hey, I was trying to be reasonable about it. Don't be keep them off our case. Also subscribe to us. |
1:23.0 | Subscribe to us. Fuck with us. We love you. We love the champs. This is DJ Doug Pound. I'm going to be at FYF Fest September 2nd. And then at September 3rd, I'm going to be at Meltdown Comics with Brett Weinbach. |
1:38.0 | And then I'll be in Australia with Tim and Eric in late September. You go once, go twice. You have nothing to promote. |
1:45.0 | This is Nicole Richie. And September 2nd, I will be at dinner with my mom because it's her birthday. So come fuck with me there. |
1:53.0 | Well, what about my show? Oh, you can come to my show first. And then fuck with her. But he'll have a show on the second. Yeah. And you guys are going to come to Richmond. |
2:03.0 | Okay. So you're in Richmond on the second. Yeah. And where are you? Doug, where are you in second? Oh, I think I'm at FYF Fest in Los Angeles on the second. But that's, you know, that's like I know where you're going. |
2:13.0 | I'm, I might miss your show. Yeah. It's during the day. So I'm going to try. It's not like I know what in it's like a pencil is in like we're going to try to do it. Yes. |
2:22.0 | This is vintage. I number one pencil, not a number two. |
2:25.0 | You need to be a little lighter. All right. |
2:33.0 | No, you're fucking with the chance. |
2:41.0 | Yeah. Yeah. |
2:44.0 | Like that. Yeah. That's hot. What is that? It's a mouse on Mars. |
2:49.0 | It's real. And that's real funky stuff. It's a real nice music right there. Thank you. |
2:54.0 | Guys, this is a special. They're all every chance is special. |
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