Nicole Reminds Us That Fish Are Friends Not Food

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

OWW Friends! Nicole hits her funny bone starting the show! Don’t worry, she’s ok. Sasheer wonders why we call our elbow the funny bone. Nicole wants the strike to come to an end. Sasheer recalls the many reality tv shows that she is watching, specifically The Ultimatum. Nicole asks Sasheer what reality show she would be on if they were on a different planet. Sasheer would like to be on the Amazing Race while Nicole wants to go on American Ninja Warrior. Nicole learns all about the competitive world of dog dancing. Sasheer thinks Nicole should do competitive dog dancing with Clyde. Nicole shares her favorite quote from the movie Finding Nemo. They answer questions about a friend sharing personal info with their partner and how to navigate feeling second priority to a best friend in a romantic relationship. This was recorded on August 31, 2023. Sources: Dog Dancing World Championship 2022, Anastasiia Beaumont and border collie Yuki https://youtu.be/TtjY_YgZEzo?si=0xprLz0bH3s0_P2f FCI Dog dance World Championship 2016 – Freestyle final - Lusy Imbergerova and Deril (Italy) https://youtu.be/GL3DXJE9UJk?si=YTuW4otjl83e8Z8s Check out Sasheer’s Comedy Special “First Woman” on 800 Pound Gorilla or for free on Youtube. https://800poundgorillamedia.com/products/sasheer-zamata-the-first-woman Here is the quiz we took: https://www.buzzfeed.com/sleepy_101/golden-retriever-black-cat-quiz Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0	I
0:11.0	Is this year
0:13.8	Hi, Nicole
0:16.6	Ow
0:18.1	What happened?
0:19.1	What happened?
0:20.6	I hear my elbow on the desk. Oh, no
0:26.1	I think it wasn't my funny bone because it wasn't funny. I know. Oh my god that hurt
0:35.6	God, I'm sorry
0:37.6	Thank you. Oh, I wonder why they call it a funny bone like what
0:43.5	Is it just to make fun of you to be like isn't that funny isn't it funny that you hurt yourself? You fucking idiot
0:51.9	Hmm
0:53.9	Maybe I don't know. It's funny for the rest of us or
0:58.3	Maybe Dr. Doug funny is the one who discovered it
1:03.9	From the cartoons
1:05.9	He became a doctor. He did and he discovered the funny bone. Mm-hmm. It is interesting how um I
1:14.1	Just feel like bodies
1:17.5	Should be
1:19.9	Better like more like more protective like
1:24.4	Like we have eyelids and eyelashes to protect our eyes from stuff getting in there and yet things are constantly going in my eyes
1:32.2	And I'm like what's the point all this stuff?
1:35.1	We'll think of how much more stuff would be going in your eyes if you didn't have them luscious lashes to bat him out
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