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🗓️ 30 October 2019
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello |
0:11.2 | Hi |
0:13.3 | It's another episode of best friends |
0:18.6 | The podcast where we are friends |
0:22.9 | Till the end |
0:26.6 | Oh God |
0:28.3 | Was that harmony? |
0:29.9 | Well, we were singing different notes |
0:31.5 | But they did not sound good together |
0:33.1 | Oh, so that's not harmony |
0:34.2 | I guess not, no |
0:36.0 | Oh |
0:36.7 | Well, I'm here A full hour late because I was at the Apple Store. |
0:43.0 | The Apple Store is where hope goes to die, where happiness turns to frustration and frustration |
0:50.4 | turns into kill me. |
0:51.9 | I've been sitting here for an hour doing a wire transfer, |
0:56.5 | which I was like, there are no wires. You should call it something else. You were doing a wire |
1:00.1 | transfer? So I had to transfer the stuff from my phone to my phone. And then there's sim cards |
1:05.4 | involved. And then if you take a SIM card out of one, but that one is put in a half-activated phone, you're not going to get the text messages because you have to set up your phone all the way. And then my Apple ID is different because I changed it because I no longer use this Yahoo address. So I changed it to a Gmail address. And then my phone said, this isn't right. I don't understand it. Then I asked a man at the store. I said, sir, this is why this is happening. He went, oh, wow, that's wild. And then I said, sir, stop saying wild. Go find someone to help me. And he went and found someone. And that man was like, cool, uh, uh, I don't get the fever. And I was like, what are you all doing? What are you all trained to do? And then a nice old man was like, I know. Also, his pants were sagging. The old man? Yeah. So he looked like Benjamin Button. You know how like Benjamin Button was like old but hip? Was Benjamin Button old but hip? Did you see Benjamin Button? I did not. You did explain it to me. And I, I refused to see it because I got it. |
2:01.7 | Well, at one point, he's got like a little swagger to his little old ass. So this little old man at the Apple store may have been Benjamin Buttoning. Maybe he was him. Like pants sagging. He had a little bit of a swag. He had a little dip in his walk. Okay. He's the one who fixed it all. Oh, great. |
1:57.5 | So I like him. |
1:58.9 | That's great. |
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