Nicole Has History With Jared Leto

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

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Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

After a quick pole class catch-up, the girls dive into Nicole’s small bladder, Jared Leto + Lupito Nyong’o, and then get distracted by googling themselves. Plus, they explore the different body shapes (Hourglass? Coke bottle? Sack of potatoes?). Then, Nicole & Sasheer answer listener questions about negative friends and whether you can go from friend to more. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003‬ This episode is sponsored by STUNN (www.stunnco.com/bestfriends code: BESTFRIENDS), Haverdash (www.haverdash.com), Audible (www.audible.com/BESTFRIENDSBADDEST), and ThirdLove (www.thirdlove.com/bestfriends).

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0:00.0	Welcome to best friends.
0:13.6	A very intense story about two girls.
0:16.5	Two girls.
0:17.5	One black, the other black.
0:23.4	One thing. One black, the other black. One thin, one fat. One who thought she was taller than the other, but according to pictures is not.
0:31.4	Only when she sits down. Will they find out who's taller? Probably never. She'll probably always consistently be surprised when she sees it. It is so wild. Every time I see a picture, I'm like, wow. Yes. I'm like pretty shorter than you. Yeah. I'm not pretty shorter. What a bad sentence. You are. Much shorter. Not much, but I think like two inches shorter than you. Yeah. And it blows my dang mind every dang time. Yeah. But it is hard because when you sit down, your butt elevates you. It looks like you're eye to eye or you're taller. Yeah. And it was really confusing with my mom. My mom was taller than most people sitting and she was five two when she stood.
1:12.5	Damn. She had a fat ass for everyone to feast on. My mom also has a big ass. Your mom's got a great body.
1:18.7	Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Sassy cinnamon's got the best body. Can I say that? Yeah. Okay. You can say that.
1:25.0	Sassy cinnamon, man, she's one of my favorite people. She makes me laugh so hard. Yeah, she's, uh, riot. Go, go, go. All right. She's losing weight, too. She's really proud about that. She's like, you're running clothes. Truly, last time I saw her, her body was slamming.
1:44.5	I was like, this is sick. Yeah. I can't even handle this sick-ass body in front of me. My aunt does a fun thing where she'll take a picture of my mom while she's in church and be like, your mom had a really pretty dress on today. Aw. And I'm like, it is pretty. Thank you for showing me. I love that your mother has paparazzi.
1:42.1	She basically does.
1:43.6	So, Shear, your mom is a star.
1:45.3	Yeah. And I'm like, it is pretty. Thank you for showing me. I love that your mother has paparazzi.
2:01.5	She basically does.
2:02.9	So your mom is a star.
2:04.7	I mean, yeah.
2:06.1	You're right.
2:06.7	I love her.
2:07.9	And she loves me.
2:09.2	This is true.
2:09.8	She once watched a pole dancing video of me and said I was surprisingly graceful.
2:14.4	Which is a, like, that's the best compliment she can get she doesn't give compliments uh that feel good
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