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🗓️ 26 October 2024
⏱️ 81 minutes
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0:15.1 | Oh Shalom, everybody. I am on the Big Baby tour. We just did Chicago Theater, New York. We've been killing it. It's been so fun. I'm coming to Colorado soon. I am coming to Salt Lake City. added a show San Diego sold out I think Anaheim we have some tickets left Florida Orlando Jacksonville maybe too. |
0:20.0 | I'm gonna add some cities next year but you know look we might not have a country next year so come out and laugh while you can before World War 3 breaks out. |
0:29.0 | So I know I've been doing this format where we're doing top Ix and we're doing mistakes, but Nick |
0:34.8 | Swartzon was in town. And he's the funniest person on the planet. So we |
0:39.0 | had to make an exception or a exception. Why am I getting dumber as I get older is that like normal I |
0:46.8 | had to make an exception for Nick he's on tour right now and he is the funniest person |
0:51.1 | alive so I thought, why not? |
0:52.6 | Go back to the old format for just one episode. |
0:55.1 | And then next week we'll get back to our rants |
0:57.2 | and me getting in trouble for saying |
1:00.1 | that it's weird that Tim Walls wants to China. |
1:03.0 | I mean, I did take the, I am actually Pat's on Face time, |
1:06.5 | I'm gonna, I'm gonna keep your laugh track on here, |
1:08.8 | so to keep some levity. |
1:10.7 | I mean, I'm not against Tim Walls's. It's so, people get mad at me because |
1:15.2 | they're like, you're a libtard and then I'm like, it's weird that Tim Wall's went to China 30 times. |
1:18.8 | And I'm like, you're a conspiracy theorist, you've been red-pill. I'm like, dude, I take every color pill. Let's just calm down. |
1:25.1 | Anyway, please enjoy the great Nick Swartzon. |
1:28.5 | Bap, bap, bap. Nick Swartzon's in town and there's no one I would rather monetize my friendship with than the |
1:36.1 | Great Nick Sportsin. |
1:37.1 | Thank you so much and yeah I'm in town not this town where Whitney |
1:41.8 | lives which is out in the middle. I mean I know it's like redundant so many people have talked about it |
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