Nick Rochefort!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Nick Rochefort! You know Nick Rochefort from Stand Up Comedy, Matan Even Podcast, Scuffed Realtor, Perfect Guy Life Podcast, Million Dollar Extreme, Harland Highway Podcast, Story Warz, Legion of Skanks, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, and much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Better Help: Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/GARBAGE Ridge Wallet: Take advantage of Ridge’s Biggest Sale of the Year and GET UP TO 47% Off by going to https://www.Ridge.com/AYG Aura Frames: Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/GARBAGE. Promo Code GARBAGE Cash App: Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/li0uni5h Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Philly, Philly, the boys are coming home December 13th for our biggest show ever at the Metropolitan Theater.
0:05.3	Yeah, get your tickets at RUGarbage.com. Get the homies, get the bozos, get your aunt, get your uncles. We want to see you there.
0:11.6	Welcome to another exciting edition of R.U. Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:25.6	Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:31.1	Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
0:35.3	This is R.U. Garbage.
0:36.9	It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that after you're
0:40.0	to be classy.
0:41.1	Yeah.
0:41.5	Just a big old piece of trash.
0:51.1	Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave's Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. She's going to be guest bartending at cheerleaders Down there on Front Street in Philly
0:53.4	Getting ready for the big December 13th show
0:55.6	Topless
0:57.1	Work to work to-a-to-work to-ty. attending at cheerleaders down there on Front Street in Philly, getting ready for the big
0:54.2	December 13th show. Topless. Work to work to-work to-ty into a plug. I respect it. Pasties, but topless. Uh-huh. My co-s is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage. She's an international businessman father of the year and my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
1:13.2	What up, gang.
1:13.8	Shout out to you.
1:14.4	Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify now, too. The boys are climbing the fucking charts over there. Cooking. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www. www. patreon.com slash rarge.
1:28.3	Go over to get all that bonus content. Yes, sir. And gang, we could be more excited of our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guests here with today for the first time. He is a very funny, very successful, comedian, podcaster, actor, and furniture store owner, I just found out. You might know him from scuffle from scuff realtor million dollar extreme world peace on adult swim
1:47.7	He has an amazing podcast you can hear every week, perfect guy life with Mr. Sam Hyde and the owner of Shamanic's house. Give it up for Dick Rochefort, everybody. Oh my God. Thank you so much for having me here. A little bit of a flop, but I got all that out. You got it masterfully.
2:01.6	You're the first interior decorator I've ever had here. No, I think maybe. I mean, I don't know, this is a big place. I could just razzle-dazzle around here. I could sprinkle some of this man cave stuff. He walked in, he's like, I love what you've done with the plate. Yeah, I'm twirling around on ice skates on the carpet.
2:17.0	Have you thought about fresh flowers?
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